I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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