never play flip cup with pint glasses
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
whose ass print is on the piano?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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