I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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