Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
