your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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