Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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