I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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