i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
