East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
bring money and cleavage
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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