Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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