I feel like I'm in dance class right now
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I wish i was in the wii world.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize