Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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