god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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