So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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