Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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