saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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