So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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