god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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