either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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