escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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