your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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