how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You dont lie about slip and slides
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
