2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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