no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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