The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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