Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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