i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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