at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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