that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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