Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
So apparently I’m into choking now
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