she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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