It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
My ass is underappreciated
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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