My nipple is on Facebook.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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