11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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