Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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