'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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