That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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