The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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