I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i came on her dog
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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