It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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