carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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