ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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