you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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