wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
