I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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