in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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