Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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