I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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