He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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