he wants to bone in the snuggie
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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