I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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