she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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