oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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