Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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