we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
me + whiskey = a bad person
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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