How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I woke up under a house in Key West
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
