Its about making memories worth repressing
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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